rootninja

The evil google empire has singled out my website and banned me for no apparent reason what-so-ever.  Those pricks couldn’t handle stroking the big $11 check once every few months for my super duperest blog.

The Google Team is out to get you, how to make them pay in 4 easy steps:

My Adsense account got banned.  Help!

1. Take a deep breath, calm down, and try to figure out why your account was banned. Know thy enemy.  You’re going to want to find evidence that there has been a mistake and to do that you’re going to need to know what the problem was in the first place.  While reading this, in your head it should sound something like, “well duh”.  Google might just tell you there were invalid clicks and that doesn’t exactly say much.  If you get slashdotted, dugg, or any variation of those with all the other social networking sites out there, you may get an influx of clicks.  If you’re under shared hosting, there’s probably a bunch of miscreants among you, physically sharing your server.  If you’ve ever had a VISA or American Express credit card, you’ve probably been hit with the hold on your account because of irregular usage patterns.  Your problem with google could be this simple in the end.
2. Contact Google Adsense. After you’ve calmed down!  Be professional and courteous to them.  Treat the problem with a cold and calculating seriousness that makes no bones about it.  It’s nothing personal, just business.  Don’t acuse, assault, or in any other terms annoy the people you’re asking to help you out.
3. Do you homework. If you have logs or other forms of evidence that you think proves you and your websites innocence, then by all means send it to them.  Include this type of information in your initial contact.  Don’t wait until your follow up to provide any proof or it might look made-up.
4. Patience Danielson. You may not get an instant response.  And by instant, I mean any time soon.  If you don’t hear anything after a few days, send a follow up message to them.  Wait a few more days and try again.  It would be better to have patience than to irk or otherwise annoy.

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